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FUNNY
BONES
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Q:
What do you get if you cross a sheep dog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower
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Q:
How come the Dalmatian couldn't hide?
A: He was already spotted
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Q:
What do you call a sick dog?
A: A "germy"-Shepard
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Q:
What dog always knows the time?
A: A watch dog
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PRESIDENTIAL
PETS
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- George
Washington, 1st President, (1789-1797)
- Polly
the parrot
36 hounds and horses
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- John
Quincy Adams, 6th President, (1825-1829)
- An
alligator and silkworms
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- Abraham
Lincoln, 16th President, (1861-1865)
- A
turkey named Jack
Goats named Nancy and Nanko
ponies, cats, dogs, pigs and a white rabbit
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- Woodrow
Wilson, 27th President, (1913-1921)
- Old
Ike the ram and sheep that grazed on the White
House lawn
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A
dog has three eyelids. An upper eyelid, a lower eyelid
and a third eyelid in the inner corner of the eye
which can sweep over the eye like a windshield wiper |
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A
dog's nose has over 200 million scent receptors; a
human nose has about 5 million scent receptors. |
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A
domestic dog has an average of 321 bones. An adult
human has 206 bones. |
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Adult
dogs have 42 teeth. Adult humans have 32 teeth. |
Paws
for Thought
Luther
dug up this poem written a long time ago.
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Dogs' Welcome
Don and Sancho, Tramp and Tray
Upon the parlour steps collected,
Wagged all their tails and seemed to say;
`Our master knows you; you're expected!'
Written
by, Winthrop Mackworth Praed
(1802-1839)
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